Saturday, January 23, 2010
Stop motion
Thursday, January 21, 2010
And my drag Queen name is....

Today I found a quiz site. one of the many other sites, claiming that they, indeed, had the best quizzes that the internet had to offer. Sadly, non of these claims were true. Most didn't even have any quizzes on them... However, I stumbled across one site that caught my attention. By discovering this quiz, I now know what my drag queen name is, Feel free to call me Zoë, but my Drag queen pals just call me Helena Handbasket. What on earth would I have done if I had not discovered this weird piece of information? Would I have spent all of eternity, aimlessly wandering this Earth, searching for my D.Q name? Yes. Yes I would of. So thankyou Blog things. Without you, my life would of been meaningless. Oh and, if you're looking for the perfect D.Q wig, the website also had a fantastic link to a place you find your true inner Queen!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Rosalie Gascoigne
Cheer up. The worst is yet to come.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Videos that make me smileee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0&feature=related
Speaking of collecting...
Monday, January 11, 2010
Collector

There is a man who lives down my street. He has crazy white hair, an old VW van and he, is a hoarder. His poor little front lawn is exploding with things that he has found and bought over the years. Everyday, he brings home a new load of things, unloads them from his van and into his house or garden. At first i thought the stuff he was hoarding home was all junk, but recently, i discovered, its not. I mean sure, he also has a whole lot of useless rubbish, but some of the things he has are vintage and retro pieces, he has a few collectors items, and tons of other stuff that is actually amazing. He'll even sell some of his things to people who walk by and see something they like. I have my eye on a vintage bike he has... I love collecting things. Postcards, tins, old medical bottles, vintage paper, old photos. Most things, other would consider junk, or unimportant. Isn't it interesting? What is it, that makes people look at something, and say 'Wow, isn't that amazing!" and others simply walk right past and regard it as junk? What part of our brain determines wether we say 'Oohhhh!" or 'EErrrrrhhH" to something? Why is it that when Sarah's mum looks at her, she thinks, what a beautiful little cherub! Where as when I look at her, It makes me want to vomitt? Strange isn't it...
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
The Besthest Summer evvrrrr

The Besthest Summer Evvrrr
The besthest summer evrrrr maybe indeed be 3 years away, so we're planning now. Sophie, Sarah and I are going on a road trip. We've brain stormed for a countless number of hours, every detail... Here is a not so short summary of The Besthest Summer evrrrr.




And drive an old VW with a flip top roof, Covered in fairy lights, has amazing music playing. It doesn't completely work all the time, and it sort of smells like the 70's and the beach...








Sunday, January 3, 2010
I did it...
Saturday, January 2, 2010
My year away

My wish
Seeewing Machine
hummff.... So I have this little fantasy. That without any practice, without any lessons, and without even reading the instruction manual, I will magically be fantastic at sewing. I spent not long at all looking at a pattern and step by step instructions in my Meet me a mikes book (love love love!), and decided that i would make a fantabulous drawstring bag. I spent way too long cutting pieces of material, (some from a skirt that i was not supposed to), until i realised I had cut it the wrong way- it was stripy material you see. An hour later, having accidently cut the same pattern piece several times, i was roaring and ready to go. I read the 1st step, and realised i need an iron. damn. 15 minutes later, after discovering that the iron was in the bucket of laundry next to me, i was REALLY ready and roaring to go...
I folded and sewed and folded and sewed and folded and sewed, and finally my decorative pocket for my bag was ready to have the first stitches sewed in. I put it under the foot, and flicked it down, and cautiously put my foot, ever so slowly onto the pedal. VOOOOMM. oh no... Then, after all of my hours of work, in mere seconds, my little pocket had been mutilated to a shred of mangled thread and material. Throwing the shred violently across the table, I stood up and stormed away. Maybe i should have ripped it up into little pieces... showed it a thing or two. I may not be a fantastic sewer... not yet anyway.