'Sorry, we haven't seen it...'

Do you know whats sad? Beside puppies dying and children crying...? Buying a new top, making a mental note not to leave it on the tram....leaving it on the tram...and never seeing it again.. Yes, that's mighty sad. Concidering I get paid minimum-wage too.

die die die

I have an obsession with skulls. Healthy or not, they're hectiiccc asss man

'Voomf' went her dignity

Stupid Cindy. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to wear flannel pinafores while playing with large matches..

I love this more than Brad and Ange love adopting kids..

mmmm hmmmmm

Pash-ya

This is a favorite. Not just the picture, but funnily enough, the person... Strange, I know. She's a proud-lesbian, steals mints from unsuspecting receptionists, has planned what she is going to wear in 3 months time, is perhaps the worst person to sleep with and struggles, so very much, to be subtle ;) ;) ;) But I love her. And no matter what she says, I know she loves me.

Summer Crossings

'What Have I done? The sea asked the same, keen gulls repeated repeated the
sea. Most of Life is so dull it is not worth discussing and it is dull at all
ages. When we change our brand of cigarette, move to a new neighborhood,
subscribe to a different newspaper, fall in and out of love, we are protesting
in ways both frivolous and deep against the not to be diluted dullness of
day-to-day living.

Unfortunently, one mirror is as treacherous as another, reflecting at some
point in every adventure the same vain unsatisfied face, and so when she asks
what have I done? she means really what am I doing? as one usually
does...'

Truman Capote

It is perhaps the nicest days we have had this spring so far...Melbourne feels sleepy; wether that's because everyone is still rather confused as to how one the most anticipated matches this football season, came to draw...or this beautiful Spring weather, or perhaps it's just another lazy Melbourne September. People are out by the river, soaking up some much needed sun after a cold, wet winter, having picnics and siting outside cafe's drinking ice-tea... and where am I placed you ask, Among this happy crowd of beached-bronzed Melbournian's upon returning from Noosa and Port Douglas? I'm the pail one behind the counter, slicing bread, and sporting a maroon coloured skort, loving life...on minimum wage! Perhaps I can watch the weather tonight and see Melbourne's most amazing day this year, which I missed out on...

My favourite quote

You listened to the sobbing wind and again you paced gently on and dreamed...

It reminds me of this insane weather

Proabolae

'So Ms Anderson, I'm just generally interested, How would i go about using a proabola in real life?'...

'.....'

'I was just curious...'

'Well, you know, I mean, Look...I am sick of people asking me why we need to know things.'

'I'm honestly curious as to how I could apply this knowledge...'

'If you are doing maths next year, it will come in handy!'

'And thats it...?'

'Yes...'

'I see...'

This is me. every maths lesson...

Sister's in tiaras ...

What's that? Why yes, I did spend 2 hours making over my little sister while watching Toddlers and Tiaras. Yum yum, look at that baby smooth, orange skin. The hair was amazing. I might even enter her in a pageant...watch out prostitots..