Like a ball, trapped between two, bricks, walls.

Double Denim

Just keep swimmin'

UNO.YR

Of course I'm a child!...cough

Shove that in ya pipe!

I saw a man smoking a pipe today. He walked past- beard rippling in the wind - swagger out - feeling like an absolute boss. I feel like there aren't enough pipes these days... How am I meant to shove something in my pipe, if I don't even have one?? This is...HORSESHIT.

For shits and gigs

I wouldn't mind a giant moose...

Give it to me now.

so many letters not enough timee

Wheres the god damn exit?

I can see God from up here

crash light

Whose hands are those?

Biblically Frostbitten

made in Chelsea

Knock, knock. Whose there? Technology. Technology who??

I'm getting old. Really old. I'm slowly becoming more technologically inept...I found myself reading instructions the other day... WHO DOES THAT?... It's become so bad that I have accidentally changed this blog and fear it will never be the same again?! I know how my mum feels when trying to change the channel on foxtel..or retrieving voice messages from the home phone. All hope is gone. The world of technology has moved on without me. I'll just have to accept it and stick to my walkman and floppy disks...