For Sarah

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MOMO

This is my sister and her friend'd kitten, Momo, who was saved when his brothers and sisters were dumped in a bag on the pavement, al0ng with their dead mummy. Momo was 2 weeks old. He slept in a salad bowl on a pair old velour Ralph Lauren pants. His best friend was a french mouse. And he sneezed once. Why are tiny sneezes sa cute? Momo is now big. And somehow turned into a cat... One of Char's friend's took these photos.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

I hear ya Churchy. Dam cats...

Whats this?

Thought I would clear out some of my folders. This is Phillip Lim Resort collection 2010. Even though it's Winter... The word resort sounds... sunny? heheh

*Dribble Dribble

So, I have a rather large collection of photos, and drawings and painting and anything and everything you can think of.. I feel sorry for them... They sit there...day in, day out and never get to do anything fun. So. Here we go. I have selected only a few out of the 368 Photos currently residing in My architecture/interior folder... Of things that make me....dribble and OOoooohhh and of course.... AAAaaarrrhhhhh.
In my house, I will have glass as far as the eye can see,

And a Fred Lowen for Fler Narvik Lounge

And an Archie Shine sideboard (Actual sideboard Not pictured here..sozza broskis..)

And have a Sean Godsell inspired bathroooom...urggghhh *Dribbles

And have steps like these up to my house..

And have men who run away with my books...

And plants that grow in nooks and crannies...

And *GASP *DRIBBLE *FAINT it will have John Wardle's skylight....

And my stairs will really be bookcases

And I will have a laundry like this... tiny and impractical. For I shall never venture there to do washing, just to dribble over the white, light and wood (My three MUSTS...dribble....dribble white...dribble....woood....dribble..dribble.......drrriibbbllleeeee....lighhhtt)

And I will have a room where everything I collect lives. Stuff Harry Potter, I'll have my own damm room of requirement thank you very much. It will be an organised chaos. Which is just how I like things.

And my bedroom will look exactly like this...even with skylights above the bed so i can see the stars at night, and the sky in the morning..

Everything will be old, and white washed, and I will find another ancient french leather club chair (I had one, within reach, and when I went back to buy it..it had vanished) except it will not be as obnoxious as this one here.. he will be worn and smell like leather heaven...

And it will have secret, hidden alcoves

And it will smell like my childhood...which Lab 4 strangely smelt like for a short period... (Favorite smells: Air conditioning in my Gma's Car when it first turns on, the rain, the cement stairway at my mums work, the smell and feel of cold, fresh, morning air in valley's (or can locally be found in the morning as you step down into the garden outside my house), the smell the night I left for overseas, and hay, which reminds me of my hike pack and Howqua...)

There will be so much more...but my red chicken curry lean Cuisine is calling my name from the microwave..tooodarooo

This is a Necklace from the 2nd World War, that belonged to my grandmother, Diana (Dad's side). It used to have a photo of her husband on the other side. On the front, Diana's initials are engraved in cursive writing. Dreeaammy.

Building a trench, thats the way to go

Some gross thigns..

(due to privacy reasons, this red haired person shall go un named and will be known as 'Maskia'..
Maskia: When I was little, I used to put my finger into other peoples ear, and take their ear wax..
everyone: *SHOCKED
everyone: WTF?>!?
Maskia: And then put it on my upper lip...
everyone: WTF ARE YOU TELLING US THIS YOU SICK FREAK?!
Maskia: Well, after 5 years I thought, heck, I might as well tell you..
Everyone:......
Maskia: I also used to grab my mum's neck, and thats why she now has a turkey neck...
Everyone: *SHOCK x2
Maskia: hahah yeah....
5 minutes later
Everyone: WTF WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS??
Person 1 and person 2 are pretend fighting, Person 1 accidently hits person 2 in the ear.
Person 2: OUCH person 1, you hit my ear!
Person 1: NAWWW Person 2 I'm sorry! Would you feel better if I took some of your ear wax? Would that make it better?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1 and 2 continue to laugh and run over to Maskia, to re-enact what has just happened.
After re-enactment...
Maskia: GUYS!
Person 1 & 2: Heh heh heh....*Snuggle run off into the distance

To Tumble or not to tumble, that is the question...

Facebook groups...

So. Facebook... what's it for? Reconnecting with long lost friends? Chatting with current ones? Uploading pictures and tagging tots embarrassing ones of your friends? haha. Lol.. fun times, am I lyke, right? Woah there. Since when did facebook become about joining lame groups? It makes me hurt...on...the inside....to see certain people who joins these. We all know who they are... and YOU know who you are. So stop. It's gaying up my News feed. Here are some I found on a few repeat offenders fb's. Enjoy... but dont like, whatever you do, Do NOT like..

1. Thinking of an awesome idea while lying in bed, and forgetting it the next morning. Always happens. UGH!

2. that person that said theyd always be there...where are u now?

3. Someone texts you who you really like but you have no texts left.

4. when you find someone who makes you genuinely happy

5.I wanna talk to you, but i don't want you to get sick of me. :/

6. Believe me, you'll care once you see I'm not coming back.

7. DEAR CUPID WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM!

8. Guys who will give you their jacket when you say your cold.

9. Liking someone way less if they don't like your dog

Could you be any cooler? No... I think not.

B-b-baking away

Another Sunday. Another shift. Another 4 hours standing. Those 4 hours could not have gone any slower... I Was treated like an actual slave today, all in keeping with my absolute-you-wouldn-not-believe-she-earns-that-little-pay Pay, yaysels. How I love minimum wage, is there anything better? I think not. Oh wait.. yes. There just might be...um, everything and anything? So come on down next Sunday, 9-1, to Bakers Delight, Richiemond....represent *Gangsta style

On that note... Do you know what is really fun? Slicing white block bread...and all the crumbs fall on your arm.. it feels funny :) Do you want to know what is not fun? Packaging fingerbuns... Don't be fooled... they are much sneakier and sly than you think... curse you fingers buns and your stupid icing... thanks for ruining my shoes too :)

I have alot of tiny stuff

Just getting some tiny pumpkin soup out of the fridge,

I dont have much to store in my freezer...

Hhmmm, I wonder if my mini Quiche is done?

All I wanted was to rule a simple margin...

Wash your hands you dirty bottom you

Knock Knock, whose there??

I wonder if 16 and pregnant is on?

Just fluffing the pillows

Just straightning with my tiny striaghtener. You know how it is.

More at Gma Gray's

Why don't we dress up anymore?

More photos I found at Gmas

Gma Gray

One cold Autumn afternoon, at Gma Gray's house, I discoverd an old book, full of gorgeous photos of how we should look and live like...Urrrghhh. If only, if only.

Kit

This was my entry for the Kit cosmetics competition 2010, with the theme 'taking shape'. One of my favourite Disney movies, next to the Little Mermaid, is Pocahontas. When I thought of things taking shape, I thought of the song, Paint with all the colours of the wind, which I absolutely looove! Images forming from the wind, painting and 'taking shape'. It's almost like she is part of the wind. Gurrhhh how I love Pocahontas, great movie, very educational. You should watch it sometime. It's a true story too.