Some gross thigns..

(due to privacy reasons, this red haired person shall go un named and will be known as 'Maskia'..
Maskia: When I was little, I used to put my finger into other peoples ear, and take their ear wax..
everyone: *SHOCKED
everyone: WTF?>!?
Maskia: And then put it on my upper lip...
everyone: WTF ARE YOU TELLING US THIS YOU SICK FREAK?!
Maskia: Well, after 5 years I thought, heck, I might as well tell you..
Everyone:......
Maskia: I also used to grab my mum's neck, and thats why she now has a turkey neck...
Everyone: *SHOCK x2
Maskia: hahah yeah....
5 minutes later
Everyone: WTF WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS??
Person 1 and person 2 are pretend fighting, Person 1 accidently hits person 2 in the ear.
Person 2: OUCH person 1, you hit my ear!
Person 1: NAWWW Person 2 I'm sorry! Would you feel better if I took some of your ear wax? Would that make it better?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1 and 2 continue to laugh and run over to Maskia, to re-enact what has just happened.
After re-enactment...
Maskia: GUYS!
Person 1 & 2: Heh heh heh....*Snuggle run off into the distance