This is me. WAITRESSING LIKE A BOSS.

It's 6.46am on a sunday morning, and I only went to be 4 hours ago. Work. Oh my lord. See you in 7 hours..

DID YOU KNA

The average woman will spend somewhere over $13000 on makeup in her lifetime...we will also spend TWO YEARS GETTING READY. We will spend four and a half years eating, five and a half yars on the phone and six months on the toilet (in compaarison to the three years men spend...eww). And at the end of all of that, we will spend 27 years sleeping. WHAT a waste of time.

the naughties

Theres nothing I love more than a bita vintage music. I'm talking Vintage Mariah, as in 'Don't forget about us' style, those high pitch squeals and boobs shots. Gotta love 'em. You know what I miss more? J LO. SHE USED TO BE SO SO INCREDIBLY COOL. 'I'm real'...god. Epitome of COOLNESS. Hangin on a fence, in the Bronx, shit man, its cos shes reeeeeeaaalll. Music isn't the same anymore- neither are the video clips....

F.K

Best free magazine

Master Mouse Patrol

Ya worth ya weight in Gold mate

A picture burp

I went through my folder named 'text', with hundreds of pictures and used over 44 of them to create this paragraph with no adjoining words.

Today at the planetarium I learned that we all have a bit of thirteen-billion year old start dust inside of us. We are all made of stars. Trust me, I'm lying. Sometimes, I just want to fuck up. When you think you're screwed, remember we're all on a big, wet ball floating in the dark. Life is for deep kisses, strange adventures, midnight swims and rambling conversations. Nothing will be alright, i am going to travel far away to the country of thieves and ghosts; get fucked up and die. You only live once. How many hearts will die tonight?... Being human is exhausting, do more than exist; Don't panic. I don't know where I'm going but i promise it won't be boring, I'll keep you wild; listen to your body, talk to plants, ignore people. Am I right? Do you get a strange feeling when you're about to leave a place, like you'll not only miss the people you love but you'll miss the person you are now at this time and place because you'll never be this way ever again? I was here...I wish we could just go nowhere. Let's go anywhere. No speed limit. Jesus is coming! So swim until you can't see land, burn your ex's house down; easy living sucks cock in hell. In a flash. I wanted to explode, to pull my ribs apart and let the sun shine in; feels good to get some stuff done. Everything is shit, except you love; darling you are the only exception- tomorrow will be better than today. You are here. but it's not the same without you. I would have given you the world; the good times are killing me.

I can see now, I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older, not I'm older and this shit sucks, If only we had a Vespa? I would like to start over again please...Please don't wait. Fuck you, Fuck you, very, very much.

You spin me right round

How cool. Puma are having a contest to see who can last the longest in a spin class-Participants are offered a free pair of Puma sneakers and workout gear once they pass 2 hours (most spin classes run for 45 minutes). The winners of each session (which can last up to 8 hours) will receive the Puma bike and would then be invited to the final competition where the winner of the longest spin-class is crowned Puma SPINSTAR, receiving $25,000 cash along with $10,000 worth of Puma gear.... if i was fit.

Speak now or.

My new Years resolution is off to a flying start. Here is a list of people I have spoken to and be-friended...

-Blindman on Wattle tree

-Spanish lady stuck in the rain

-Crazy lady who told me that I had 'A HEARING DIS-SA-BIL-ITY! I THINK YOU HAVE ONE!'

-Lady In Brighton who was looking for the cinemas...heheh like a boss

-Woman in the Anglesea public bathrooms

-Replacement bus-man along the number 5

-Crazy school Lady at glenferrie/Riversdale. That one wasn't my choice... anywho, we've been pals since '07.

Imagine if we all formed a posse. Zoe, her friend Jearald whose blind, talking to The spanish lady, whose being yelled at by the crazy lady that she needs to get a hearing aid, next to the Sandra who is looking for someone toilet paper, who is being lectured that 'GOIN' TA LAURISTON, NUP, LOOK WHERE I AM NOW?' by the School lady, while bus man and cinema lady are looking on in fear at the situation. We'd make a fine looking group. We'd call ourselves... The 7 horcruxes...together we'd be invincible ;)

I wish my house was spherical.

UMM. yesh so, this =ma liofe, as witnessed yesterday when the unit one french vocab and grammar book was hurtled over the side of the 3rd story balcony in a panicked induced RAGE.

This is me

*CLUTCHES HEART.

Today I had an art attack, and it wasn't the find kind with giant comical pencils and paint cans...no, unfortunately mine included no tips or tricks, or even any oval sized masterpieces, on the contrary, it was the lack OF masterpieces that sent me in a dismay, downward spiral of MELANCHOLY WAILSS. If only art was as fun as it is on Art attack...I went home early, and sat for 6 hours staring into my visual diary. I drew three shapes....stuck in a heading and shadded some cubes. A rather productive 6 hours if you ask me.... waahhhh This is perhaps how the next 2 years of my life will pan out. Family, friends, teachers, enjoy.

It is even more amazing in real life. Mind so very blown.

The formula to life

Yes we are drunk.

The worst is yet to come

Do you know what is the worst...warm seats. Warm, 'toasty' seats. Warm, toasty TRAM SEATS. The feeling of sitting down, and instantly, that hot, sickly feeling...someone has only just left this seat. Do you know what else is bad? The psycho who thought it'd be a hoot to produce a 2nd and third human centipede... oh my lord what possessed you? Was one human centipede not enough?? Do you know what I cannot stand...when people mix up your and you're... sorry how old are you? Do you know what sucks? Blue tack that doesn't quite stick. Do you know whats gross? Realising your tooth brush is actually the red one..not blue... Do you know what is soo disappointing? When scissors are slightly wonky at the end, and dont quite cut everything completely. Do you know what is repulsive? People who smell like BO...really, one simply, magic, modern, compact, product will fix that, and will end the taunts and jokes you realise? Or do you like the attention your natural perfume attracts? Do you know what is the worst of the worst? Almost 6 hours of un-interrupted class time...through lunch, and past the end of school. 2 Days in, and only about 484 to go, my friends, hang in there.