Wednesday, February 2, 2011
The worst is yet to come
Do you know what is the worst...warm seats. Warm, 'toasty' seats. Warm, toasty TRAM SEATS. The feeling of sitting down, and instantly, that hot, sickly feeling...someone has only just left this seat. Do you know what else is bad? The psycho who thought it'd be a hoot to produce a 2nd and third human centipede... oh my lord what possessed you? Was one human centipede not enough?? Do you know what I cannot stand...when people mix up your and you're... sorry how old are you? Do you know what sucks? Blue tack that doesn't quite stick. Do you know whats gross? Realising your tooth brush is actually the red one..not blue... Do you know what is soo disappointing? When scissors are slightly wonky at the end, and dont quite cut everything completely. Do you know what is repulsive? People who smell like BO...really, one simply, magic, modern, compact, product will fix that, and will end the taunts and jokes you realise? Or do you like the attention your natural perfume attracts? Do you know what is the worst of the worst? Almost 6 hours of un-interrupted class time...through lunch, and past the end of school. 2 Days in, and only about 484 to go, my friends, hang in there.
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