I've decided to create a list. A list of phrases. Not just any phrases-these phrases are the only phrases that you, my friend, will ever need. Stick to these bad boys, and you'll never have to think of good conversation ever again. Or ideas. Or small talk. Or schools orals. Or what to say when you've been asked to unload the dishwasher. Or when there is just nothing to say. These phrases have been taken from a handful of brilliant people-the creators. Don't get mixed up with the other creator- Tyler had nothing to do with these gems.
1. How are ya! (Spoken in bogan-drawl, for full effect of HAY, incorporate a chuckle into the how) E.g. 'Here is a picture of me and my mum at her 74th birthday' 'h-h-how are ya!' This phrase is the most versatile as one can add in anything after the 'ya', eg. 'How are ya callusy hand!'
2. What are ya gonna do? (Note: This phrase must be spoken quickly) Do not turn this into a question by adding strain on 'do', it is a rhetorical question. doof.
3. This kid right here?! (The phrase can be used in front on 'What are ya gonna do?', and accompanied by a pistol grip point can achieve maximum effect.
4. Don't mind that! ( Have fun with this one- whether it be used inappropriately-agreeably or used in it's negative form ('Do mind that :S) 'Don't mind that's effect can also be changed by tone and emphasis.
5. Pwwaarrr ( Team a good old pwaaarrr in front of any of these phrases to complete the perfect Aussie bogan sentence. Pwaarrr can be used in shock, disgust, awe, frustration)
6. MATE. Explains itself.
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